June 2012
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i wish you guys TALKED TO ME
Either the sister is downloading stuff or the...
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I can't stand her tweets to him...
May 2012
53 posts
Just ate chicken wings while watching a video on...
Yeah, I’m probably the classiest person I know
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So I went to the doctor yesterday hoping for good...
the only good news I got was that my foot is healing. For those of you not in the loop I have a fracture and a torn ligament on the first metatarsal. BUT, naturally there was more bad news than good. I was told that I will have to be on crutches for another 4 weeks. This means I cannot work which means my bank account will be about $2000 poorer since it will be two months without work. Then...
WHAT I LEARNED THAT TIME I TOOK A STATISTICS...
howdoiputthisgently:
TAKING AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently:
AS A FRESHMAN:
AS A SENIOR:
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
A kid I work with told me what I would classify as...
crosbylsma87:
I work with this awesome kid a couple years younger than me. He’s a sweetheart really. Anywho, we were talking about Pittsburgh sports, thus leading to talking about the Pens, and asking each other if we’ve ever met any of the players. I told him about my encounter at the Pitt game back in September, and he proceeded to tell me about his experience, which by far trumps every one...
I feel like such a badass when I walk out of my...
And now I will be power watching cheers since I...
